Tips for Chocolate lovers

Chocolate has it's own set of rules and tips. Follow this information and you can't never go wrong.

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

2. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way,
at least you'll get one thing done.

3. How do you get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car?
Eat it in the parking lot.

4. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

5. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An
entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

6. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one
place. Now, isn't that handy?


Money talks ... Chocolate sings beautifully!