Funny Church Signs

Churches are doing a great job catching attention with their great signs:

1. Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

2. No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace.

3. Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily.

4. Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush.

5. It is unlikely there will be a reduction in the wages of sin.

6. If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

7. Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!

8. Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin Robbins.

9. In the dark? Follow the Son.

10. People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

11. A ch__ch is a church when (U R) in it

12. How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-Smoking.

13. Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are longand the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

14. Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain
eternal fire Insurance soon.

15. If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.