Confused Students

Here's one for teachers. This is a way to really confuse your students.



10. Assign the same homework each night.

9. Introduce yourself each day with a new name.

8. Assign math problems for English homework.

7. At the end of each day, say "see you on Monday!"

6. Call a different student 'Little Johnny' everyday.

5. Ask for the lunch count at the end of the day.

4. Keep scratching your head while mumbling about lice.

3. For those in the U.S. - When reciting the Pledge, instead of saying "with liberty and justice for all"....say "with liberty and justice for penguins."

2. Whenever a bell rings, act scared and yell, " GET UNDER YOUR DESKS!"

1. Stand facing the wall and yell over and over "Class? Class? Where are you?"