Five Best Things to Say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

I don't know if you've ever nodded off at work or school, but here are some great suggestions to explain what you were doing.

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15-minute power nap; they raved about it in the Time
Management Course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here
just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you
put your ear down real close?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT
YOUR DESK..

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."