Funny Signs

I am sure these signs caught attention:



Sign on an electrician’s truck - Let us remove your shorts.

Maternity Clothes Shop - We are open on labor day.
Non-smoking area - If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

On a Maternity Room Door - “Push, Push, Push”
On a Front Door - Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.

Optometrist’s Office - If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.

Scientist’s Door - Gone Fission

Taxidermist Window - We really know our stuff.

Podiatrist’s Window - Time wounds all heels.

Butcher’s window - Let me meat your needs.

Used Car Lot - Second Hand cars in first crash condition

Car Dealership - The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

Muffler Shop - No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.

Auto Body Shop - May we have the next dents?

Veterinarians Waiting Room - Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Beauty Shop - Dye now!

Computer Store - Out for a quick byte

Diner Window - Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

Bowling Alley - Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.

Music Library - Bach in a minuet.