Tips for Chocolate lovers

Chocolate has it's own set of rules and tips. Follow this information and you can't never go wrong.

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

2. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way,
at least you'll get one thing done.

3. How do you get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car?
Eat it in the parking lot.

4. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

5. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An
entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

6. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one
place. Now, isn't that handy?


Money talks ... Chocolate sings beautifully!

Diet tips for chocolate lovers

What is your favorite sweet treat? Perhaps chocolate is one of your favorites. Are you concerned that you will gain excess weight if you eat chocolate? Well - here are some good diet tips and news for you chocolate lovers out there! Enjoy!


Diet tips for chocolate lovers:

1. Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

2. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

3. If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, it's a balanced diet. Don't they actually counteract each other?

4. Chocolate is a vegetable. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans.
Bean = vegetable.

5. Sugar is derived from either sugarcane or sugar beets. Both are plants. This places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

6. To go one step further, chocolate bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So chocolate bars are a health food.

7. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.